bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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