Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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