it was like his penis was on wheels.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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