I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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