gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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