Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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