you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
my liver is dry heaving
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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