ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i would punch a child for taco bell
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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