Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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