forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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