It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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