No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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