Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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