I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
