I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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