i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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