so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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