At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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