Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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