She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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