So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
dude. I can hear the air.
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