ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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