Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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