im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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