Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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