Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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