It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
NoShamevember. You game?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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