Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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