Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she told me i tasted like america
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
