I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
