I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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