spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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