I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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