For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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