Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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