i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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