Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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