D3 body, D1 cock
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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