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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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