yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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