Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
