Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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