i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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