Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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