you would pick up someone in the library
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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