I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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