sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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