We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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