can u get pink eye on your cock?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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