Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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