My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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