he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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