That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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