i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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